101 worst things that could happen to you

101 worst things that could happen to you

1. You ate a rock, and it was big

2. You accidently burn an X in your head

3. While lighting a cig you catch fire

4. A paper cut

5. You have to sell your liver to support your family

6. You're buried alive

7. You have to eat your best friend

8. you pick your nose too hard and pull out your brain

9. you run head first into a spiked metal wall 

10. you eat bad shrooms

11. you are misidentified as target for castration by an angry wife out for revenge

12. you trip while running with scissors

13. you act on the urge to drink draino while trying to unclog your drain

14. having the tree you just hugged fall on you

15. you get anal probed with a chainsaw by aliens

16. you fall off a tall building and get your eyelid caught on a nail

17. you jump onto a bike with no seat 

18. you lust after your high school english teacher they call "Misses Herpes Hairy Manly"

19. you are butt-raped by a large elephant

20. you smell a marker too hard

21. you dive into an unfilled swimming pool

22. you eat some chocolate and it turns out to be poop

23. completing this list only to realize that is has been a waste of time