OK BITCHES. I'm back and with force. The ultimate doom of the gnomes...salt. Sucked them dry, they now look like oily potato chips, very unappealing and bad for one's health. But the now the salty chip gnomes huddle in a bag waiting to be eaten by some unsuspecting victim, or so I would think. Updates will come shortly given my lack of time. But.. here are ideas for what is in store

I. On being a Teroist Goddess
II. On thoughts that conclude with being
III. On Ways to Beating the UnRuly Potato Within 
V. I'm Going to Disneyland, but Disneyland Really Sucks Now So I Won't Be Going There. :(